Okay, yesterday I went to Game Stop to get a new game, and it had a Pokemon Platinum game. I loved this game back when I was a kid, so I got it. Luckily, I still had my DSI XL that I used when I had this game. My sister lost it on "accident". When I brought up the case, they didn't put a game in there. That's when I realized, the case didn't have a picture on it; it just had the word, Pokemon Platinum, written in red pen. The hand writing reminded me of Slender Man.
So, I asked them why they didn't put the game in there, and he said it was already in the case.....
When I got home,
I played it, and when I started it, I had Darkrai, Torterra, Garitina, Staraptor, Kyogre, Yo mamma, Mewtwo, and Groudon. I was so happy, that I raped a pillow..... wait, what.....
Who the hell is Yo Mamma????????? lolz.
So, after about an hour; I fucking got a Charizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
After 30 minutes, I got Pikachu! He did 100 damage!!!!!! Then, after about 15 minutes, I got this weird message that said;
Help me..... I'm right here......
This was never in the game before. So, I followed the trail of Masterballs, What I couldn't resist......, and I found a metal door. I was in a fucking cave, caves don't have doors! So, thinking there would be more Masterballs, I tried to open the door.
Locked
Locked
After the fourth time of trying to open the freaking thing, a "thing" walked over to me from inside the "cell". He said,
The key is somewhere close by....
I looked for the key, and eventually found it. I rode back over with my bike, and unlocked the door. It said,
Unlocked
Then he walked over and said to me,
You are such an idiot....
Then he pulled out what to look like claws, and I started running; since it won't let me use my freaking bike.
He was so fast, and once he touched me, there was a loud scream!!!!!!!!!
I was about to throw the freaking Dsi XL, and brake it to pieces, in till it stopped, and it showed a cut scene. It was him, ripping me to pieces; blood, and guts were flying everywhere! He then said,
I.....am.....the......RAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I immediately returned the game to Game Stop; and saying,
THIS FUCKING GAME IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End, or is it............
This was Pokemon Platinum: The Rake Returns,
Or
Pokemon.exe,
Or
The Rake.exe.....
The End,
And this is obviously true.